untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

(via l0stnemo)

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

(Source: 3rotomania, via epicallyfunny)

awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

(via lovekelsie)

ryuukiba:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

The lady pouring soda on the cup was trying to fail so hard and yet barely splashed or made a mess at all XDDD

(via paragonsilverback)

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snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via rhiannonbabcock)

(Source: officialtylerperry2, via heyfunniest)

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via heyfunniest)

rawhumor:

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rawhumor:

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0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

(Source: copano, via jessversus)

drunkinyoga:

Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….

drunkinyoga:

Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….

(via 50-till-fit)

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