"Guys Explain What Makes Girls Good In Bed"

so hilarious. 

       —-“its the combination of getting hit in the face and being told that there was a death in the family,”

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ridge:

omg

ridge:

omg

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Lupita Nyong’o, From Unknown to “It” Girl in Less Than a Year

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totouchthefiretwice:

Making time for the ones that count, I’ll spend the rest of my time
Laughing hard with the windows down, Leaving footprints all over town
Keeping faith, karma comes around, I will spend the rest of my life

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Literally my life.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

Pure joy.

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castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

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flatbear:

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marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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