Vaginas: words of wisdom.
you don't get to do that!
we used to talk, but then we stopped. do you remember why we stopped? because you told me that you still had, and WILL ALWAYS HAVE, feelings for me… even though you have a new girlfriend. so, trying to be a civilized and decent human being, i told you that we aren’t going to talk and hang out anymore because it wasn’t fair to your girlfriend. even though i don’t like...
lazy ass after his walk
i'm watching rizzoli & isles for the first time....
and by the way, i KNEW she was in the sailor’s suitcase the whole time. i’m a natural.
If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem...
Gooood Morning, lovies
Don't be flattered that he misses you. He should...
come to my bed NOW, please.
DANCE MOMS . holy fuck.
One day can make your life, one day can ruin your...
my bed is so cozy.
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don't have a plan. just drive. the world is better...